H everybody! Today is halloween and to celebrate I've placed a special jack-o-lantern at the front gates to let everyone know what day it is today! That pumpkin is going to be up on a pedestal for quite a while so you better get used to it! Also it'll probably start rotting in a couple weeks. I'll be too lazy to take it down and get rid of the smell. Deal with it.
So get your costumes on and get the fuck off my property because I've got no candy for you stupid kids! Go harass b2k or rgp or somewhere.
This has been a public service announcement from mudnut.
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