XNA CG - Rumble Masseuse

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XNA CG – Rumble Masseuse

Community Game (CG) under Review: Rumble Masseuse
Developed by: Entrager
System: Xbox 360
Genre: Other
Version: ?
Cost: 200 Microsoft Points ($2.50)
Download Style: Full Game/Trial Game
Download Size: 876.00 Kb
Learning Curve: Instant
Overall Rating: 0/10
Main Features:
- Players 1-2
- HDTV 720p
- Online Multiplayer 2
Other Features:
- Control the controller vibrations for you or someone else offline/online
Puzzling:
- Why make this…?
Rating:
Violence - 0/3
Sex - 0/3
Mature Content - 0/3

COMMUNITY GAMES INTRO:

Please Note: Unless otherwise specified, I have bought and played all aspects of the games I review.

Downloading Community Games:
1. Turn on Xbox 360 and sign into XBOX Live.
2. Navigate to: Game Marketplace=>Explore Game Content=>Community Games
3. Look around and download games!

Important Community Game Reminders:
1. They are NOT rated by Microsoft or the ESRB.
2. They can only be played while connected to Xbox Live.
3. They can only be played for four or eight minutes before the trial ends (depending on when released).
4. Some features may be locked in the trial mode.

REVIEW INTRO:

Massage yourself or someone else using your controller by controlling the rumble speed and strength.

GRAPHICS: 0/10

The background can be made within minutes using GIMP. I know because I have done the same one.

MUSIC: 0/10

No music or soundeffects. Seriously.

STORY: 0/10

No story.

GAMEPLAY & FEATURES: 0/10

The game in a nutshell: Control massage speed and strength in yours or someone else’s controller.

OVERALL: 0/10

First off, I just want to say that this game CAN ruin the rumble pack in your controller if used enough. Second, this game is a serious waste of money (unless you are a pervert and need a cheap vibrator). It infuriates me that this game continues to be a popular game while more polished “real” games go unnoticed. Supporting a game like this is like children supporting crappy Nintendo DS games. If the children buy crap Disney games, then more of them get made. STOP SUPPORTING THIS GARBAGE!

Other Games by Entrager (as of 5/4/09):

- Unknown